there was once a girl that was a boy and a boy that was a girl. the girl wore black all the time, the boy showed up to school wearing one pink sock and one blue. somehow the girl caught sight of the shoes and marked the boy as a worthy object to hunt. the girl’s…parent’s were terrified she had completely gotten out of hand. the boy scared the living shit out of everyone around him cause his sox never ever matched.
one day, the girl thought it was getting way too quiet for his part of town. she asked him if he needed anything, he said…”I don’t want a relationship.”
remember she’s a dumbfuck so she didn’t pick up on the nuance there, she always thought she was a boy so she went “doi” and scared a few people that were troubling her precious odd-sock friend.
the boy in odd sox was a very patient young man, so…he explained to her at great length that he was very good, and evolved and didn’t care about gender binaries and that she was getting in her own way and making herself miserable for no reason.
being a boy, the girl did not listen. until someone told her to wait, and since she does the opposite, here she is telling you this story. the end.
- @byethebite – Twitter. translation by Toucan.